Midnight Munchie Manager T-Shirts

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Just say no.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Secretive Weigh In.

Full English Breakfast.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Cereal Tasting.

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Snacks

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Doomed Food Group

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Naughty Food

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"