Midlife Career Reflection Prints

'You're at that awkward age, Danforth, still thinking of promotion.'

37 years in the same position.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"You used to be that ambitious."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

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"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."