Mid-life Reflection Prints

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

Mowing the Lawn

'Where Are They Now?'

'Why can't you grow old gracefully?'

Tarzans mid life crisis: 'It's a jungle out there.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"You used to be that ambitious."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Desk at the Horizon

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."