Middle-of-the-road Fashion Fan T-Shirts

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

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