Middle-of-the-road Fashion Fan Prints

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Crocodile Shoes

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."