Middle East Politics Junkie Gifts

Ahmadinejad talking peace.

"Good boy."

Russia Money Laundering

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Dictators Consuming the World

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Dumping The Death Penalty

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

'Where's mah Goddamn Poodle?'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"