Middle East Politics Junkie Pillows

Ahmadinejad talking peace.

"Good boy."

Our Two Parties, Explained

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Russia Money Laundering

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Will rule with iron fist for food.

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Dictators Consuming the World

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Dumping The Death Penalty

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

'Where's mah Goddamn Poodle?'

Hope Through Pretentiousness

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

CIA TortureTapeGate

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