Middle East Politics Buff Gifts

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Nato Membership

Distraction.

Obama punishing Assad

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Bad News

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Midterm election s results

"We love populists."

Lincoln on corporations.

Mice in the Commons

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!