Middle East Maven Mugs

Shimon Peres

Obama-Middle East.

The following infomercial on why Iran can't be trusted comes to you for a grant by Netanyahu.

Benjamin Netanyahu

Erdogan

"Like that?"

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Home Sweet Sign

"Call me Ishmael."

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

Dronin'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'