Middle East Commentator Gifts

Nuclear Summit In Lausanne

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Chinese stock market

Ukraine Crisis

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

War 2023

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

The bailout.

Euro fall...

Pundits

Bank of Cyprus-sia

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

Agency Moody's comments

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

The euro currency is a bomb.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Mahmoud Abbas

Defunding the police vs defunding education