Middle East Commentator Gifts

Nuclear Summit In Lausanne

Pretty Flowers

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Ukraine Crisis

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Chinese stock market

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

War 2023

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Euro fall...

Pundits

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Agency Moody's comments

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Foreign policy

The euro currency is a bomb.

Defunding the police vs defunding education

Mahmoud Abbas