Middle Class Pillows

"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

A Balanced budget.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Yesh Atid

Curate talking to miners

Teacher faints: 'The day the entire 6th grade class turned their homework in on time.'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

The Recovery

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.

'Mrs. Wingit, what's the secret to teaching middle school for 30 years?'

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

"Sigh...I'm getting old."

'Makes you look slimmer.'

The 'Mystery Pain 'game

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

"Then we cut off their fingers, then we throw'em to the wolves..." "Why don't we give'em back rub while we're at it? I say we biol'em in oil..." The Committee for More Heinous Torture.

It's hard being the middle child.

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me I've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the Middle Ages is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt with her

The Sandwich Generation.

City 12-step programs...New! Middle child group.