Middle Class Lifestyle Pillows

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

i-teddy

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Astronaut Selfie.

A Balanced budget.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Yesh Atid

Unnecessary Surgery

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

The Recovery

The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'Makes you look slimmer.'

'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class, with a mid-size car makes a daring choice...

"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

"I'm pulling down nearly six figures these days. Five, to be exact."

'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'

"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

"I just hope you find a man to take you away from all of this."

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

Entrance to high stakes gambling room in casino has sign limiting who may enter.

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'