Gift a middle class defender a t-shirt that celebrates their values with humor and pride. Comfortable, clever, and designed to be worn with a smile, these shirts are a great way to showcase their role.
I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.
No Soliciting
A Change of Scene.
'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'
'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...
Dog being carried off by ducks.
"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"
A Balanced budget.
"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
Fish with Shield
Yesh Atid
"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."
The Moth Menace.
The most sought after profession in 2010 is stressed out, middle class, soccer mom on medical marijuana.
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
The Recovery
"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"
"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."
Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.
The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.
'Makes you look slimmer.'
'Gosh, look mummy, a shampoo named after us!'
"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"
COVID-19 in the Big Apple.
'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'
'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'
Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.
'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'
"No,I won't tell you who I copied my math test from!"
"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."
"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."
'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'
"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."
Explore our fun collection of mugs specifically for middle class defenders—perfect for adding humor and pride to their daily coffee routine.
Check out our cozy pillows that honor the middle class defender with clever graphics and heartfelt messages.
Browse prints that proudly showcase the middle class defender—perfect for decorating their favorite space with humor and character.