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Welcome to Greenville - "Worth the Visit"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Fishing boat.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Donald Glover

'The penguin is upset...'

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

80 years for Montt

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Polly wants on-line.'

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Black Forest Collectibles.

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

American high street

Australasia.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

Evo Morales.

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

Alien Santa

"Of course you're a flight risk! We're all flight risks!"

"Marc Antony defriended me! I want to die." "There's an asp for that."

Barack Obama.

Venezuela