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"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Lawrence of Suburbia

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'