Microscopic Maestro Pillows

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'

Remote control pirate bully

Baby Piano

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Take a bow!

Model Building

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Violin Player

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Baby dressed for the opera.

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

The Four Tops in Concert

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A child busking

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Little Piano

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s