Microscopic Maestro Mugs

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'

Remote control pirate bully

Baby Piano

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Model Building

Violin Player

Take a bow!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

A child busking

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Little Piano

'Music hath charms,' &c.