Microbrewery Prints

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

California Beverages Map

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Real Beer People

'I brew it myself.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'