Micro-brewing Prints

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

A Good Batch.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You've Had Enough!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

My dad makes his own beer.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'I brew it myself.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'