Microbrewery Maven T-Shirts

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'Welcome to Margie's Microwave Cooking School! -- ZAP! Be sure to tune in at this same time tomorrow....'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

*Feels depressed about Twitter*

"It's great for quesadillas."

Knitting

'One reason this condition is so hard to cure is that it's caused by one of the teeniest viruses.'