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"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Grandma's caf

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"You again?"

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

'All these conferences look the same.'

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"The Vesparados"

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."