Mickey Mantle Admirer Gifts

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Amateur Palmist

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

John Cleese

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Rin Tin Zen.

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

'He's almost human.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Susan Collins

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

The Phillie Moderate

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

"This match is intense!"

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

The Development of the Tchotchke

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

'Who cares about the porridge! Thank God she didn't find my single malts!'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

'Uh oh, not good: There's a light at the end of the tunnel...'