Michael Jackson Fans T-Shirts

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

The Month of August

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Street musician enterprises.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Honey please!

Guitar emergency.

Guitarist.

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

Standing right here since 1978

"Second Fiddle, meet Second Banana!"

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'

'Who do you think is more fantastically wonderful -- Barack Obama or Michelle Obama?'

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

Mute Ventriloquist