Michael Jackson Fans T-Shirts

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Michael Jackson.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

The Month of August

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'Beat it'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Guitar emergency.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Honey please!

Street musician enterprises.

Guitarist.

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

"No-one scores against the All Blacks."

'Okay, now read that back to me in your best James Earl Jones voice.'

Mute Ventriloquist

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

"Second Fiddle, meet Second Banana!"

Standing right here since 1978

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

David Bowie RIP

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes