Metropolitan Adventurer Pillows

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Leaving New York

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

Late night teddy reading

First aid in mountains

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

New York Netherworld

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Vacation Bus Photo

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'