Metropolitan Adventurer Prints

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Leaving New York

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Late night teddy reading

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Spontaneous Kombucha

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"All the celebrities come here."

Vacation Bus Photo

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.