Metrologist Pillows

Poet in Hiding

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A sure sign of rain

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"So, you think it's ok that Donald Trump won't listen to climate scientists?"

Office Weather

How Glaciations Begin

Twister:Rural Social Networking

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."