Meter Reader Pillows

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

Woman misunderstanding when man asks her what kind of gas meter she has

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.

'And next time, ask them to send a thinner meter-reader!'

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"You're either Jehovah's Witnesses, double glazing salesmen or bogus meter readers!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Gen-Next Library

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Bring out yer books!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Large print e-book.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Can I have a look at the map?

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Maternity ward.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"You have reached the edge of town."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Print Suicide

Highlights for Adults

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."