Metro Operator T-Shirts

Packed like sardines

Subway Thrillers

Subway Organizer

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Thermidor Dali

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"I feel like my job in the fossil fuel industry is going the way of the telegraph operator, the pony express rider and the buggy whip maker..."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

Underground stop on desert island.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

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