Metrics Magician Mugs

Celebrate your metrics magician with a witty mug that makes data analysis fun! Perfect for scripting, sipping, and thinking through complex problems—this mug is a delightful desk companion.

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'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.' mockup

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children mockup

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...' mockup

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

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Team Leader

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Time Is Money

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"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins" mockup

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

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Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting. mockup

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.' mockup

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

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I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked. mockup

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.' mockup

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

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"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!" mockup

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

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Investing your savings

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'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.' mockup

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

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Smiling businessman with rising profits mockup

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.' mockup

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

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'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.' mockup

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

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"Everything's gone up."

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"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe." mockup

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

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"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat." mockup

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

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"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math." mockup

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

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"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22." mockup

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

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'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!' mockup

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

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Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.' mockup

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

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'Guess who made a bushel today?'

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'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.' mockup

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

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"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions." mockup

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

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Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

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The Forever Stamp

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Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside. mockup

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

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Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.' mockup

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

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'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.' mockup

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

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Metrics Magician Mugs Collection

Metrics Magician Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring clever data-inspired designs—great for creating a thoughtful and fun space for any metrics enthusiast.

Metrics Magician Prints

Browse prints that beautifully showcase the world of metrics and analysis—perfect for inspiring creativity and a love for data in any workspace.

Metrics Magician T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate the analytical genius of metrics magicians—ideal for casual wear and making a statement about the magic of data.