Measurement Magician Mugs

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

Lazy plumber.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'And that's with massaging the numbers!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Propping up a profits chart.