Metric System Devotees Pillows

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Hectare?

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

The symmetricals.

A Cemetery in Symmetry form

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

'When everyone else switched to liters, we saved a bundle continuing to use quart containers.'

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

Echonomics Point

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

"They're non-identical twins."

'My Dad always said Imperial was better by miles.'

"I'm metric and he's imperial."