Metric Maniac Pillows

Echonomics Point

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Poetry repairman

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Hectare?

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

Journalist interviewing a bird.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

37.85 Litres Hats

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

Scientist

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'