Methodical Master T-Shirts

A man in an office has two trays, one labelled method, the other madness.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Try thinking about something else."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

The Bare Minimum

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Employees need to be treated like adults...

The original sundial.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"The secret to his success? He's diversified."

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

"We're all metric now..."

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"You still working on your car?"

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'I'll be with you shortly, just keep worrying.'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

An Evening Around the Piano

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'