Messy Moments Manager Mugs

"Wet wipe?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dogs life

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Two children play with a pedal bin

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'