Messy Garden Enthusiast Pillows

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Dog got your clog?'

Domestic Cats.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'