Messy Garden Enthusiast Mugs

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Domestic Cats.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Dog got your clog?'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."