Messy Car Club Member Mugs

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'I'm willing to go that extra mile because I have a company car.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Niche Extracurriculars

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Pole Vaulting Club

Late again.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

"The worse thing about being fired was giving back the company car!"

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

"I was expelled from reform school."

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

Girl Guided Missile

'We play in the cat protection league.'

"And of course you get a company car!"

"It's a company car. They gave it to me right before I stopped showing up for work."

Messy Car

Are you happy? Sure, great company to work for and great company car!

Road rage on board.

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