Messy Car Aficionado Mugs

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"What old school? This is my life."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

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"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"She's family."

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

'Power steering.'

Lucky car.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'