Message In A Screen Gifts

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Free Little Library

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

Your Message Here.

Mobiles and Procrastination

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'What do I want for Christmas? - Didn't you get my TEXT?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

Go Away Tee Shirt

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."