Message In A Screen Gifts

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Free Little Library

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

Mobiles and Procrastination

Your Message Here.

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

Go Away Tee Shirt

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

'What do I want for Christmas? - Didn't you get my TEXT?'

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'We don't sound that bad.'

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."