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"Yuck, a bone in my bedroom!"

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Untidy bedroom

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'