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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Carioca

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Mark Twain

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

80 years for Montt

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'

'My collected stories.'

Early rock music

Cinco de Mayo 2009.

"The gods must be under a stay-at-home order tonight."

'From what I've heard, my family has always been resistant to change.'

'You've really hit your stride now, Thag.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

Poor guy — maybe someday they'll find a cure for Cro-Magnonism.