Mesoamerican Enthusiast Prints

'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Carioca

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Elvis Presley

I'm With Stooped

Mark Twain

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

80 years for Montt

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"The fossilized prints appear to be early human, because only a human would throw in a cha-cha."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Prehistoric Selfies

Hunter-gatherers unclear on the concept

Normal Rockwell - US painter/illustrator.

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'

'My collected stories.'

Poor guy — maybe someday they'll find a cure for Cro-Magnonism.

'You've really hit your stride now, Thag.'

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'From what I've heard, my family has always been resistant to change.'

Early rock music

'Now that we're all comfy Running Elk will read the minutes of the last meeting.'

"We're planning a big celebration since the stone age will be two million years old next month."

"The gods must be under a stay-at-home order tonight."