Mergers & Acquisitions Maven Pillows

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The day the stock market went UP.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Trade Show Sherpas

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'