Merchandising Manager Pillows

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

Larry's used art

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Cut Price

Create some buzz!

Bad for you but to die for

The Rubber Ball Company

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Bullseye!

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."