Merchandise Maven Prints

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

Trade Show Sherpas

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."