Menu Transparency Advocate Pillows

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Is the MSG local?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Report

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

Bash a Traitor

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'