Food Transparency Enthusiast Pillows

"RFK Jr. demands transparency of food supply, FDA traces source of corned beef and cabbage."

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Horse meat scandal.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Report

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"I have nothing to hide."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"You just HAD to order the free range chicken, didn't you?"

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

Roseanne4

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'