Menu Meme Lover Prints

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Party time.

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'How is the water prepared?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Tinnitus?"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."