Menu Maze Challenger Prints

"Our menu options haven't really changed. We just say that so you'll pay attention."

Party time.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'How is the water prepared?'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

What's the insect de jour?

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

A menu with risks and benefits

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Try our frogs' legs

'Carb or non-carb section?'

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"