Menu Maze Challenger Mugs

"Our menu options haven't really changed. We just say that so you'll pay attention."

Party time.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'How is the water prepared?'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

What's the insect de jour?

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

A menu with risks and benefits

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uh

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Try our frogs' legs

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.